More transport terrorism
By Paulo Alcazaren
The Philippine STAR 09/02/2006
I'm
still getting a lot of e-mail about that Palawan misadventure and taxi
terrorism. It hit a nerve among a lot of people. First, here's an
update on the Palawan issue. BEH e-mailed to say that a few days after
the article came out, Palawan authorities contacted her and informed
her that all tour operators were warned to police their ranks and
ensure public safety. The DPWH was tasked to look at rationalizing
transport access and other stakeholders informed that the province has
to address these issues immediately. BEH was also informed that the
tour operators in question had their license suspended for three
months. Other owners and operators of hotels and tour companies assured
me that their outfits do ensure tourist safety and that visitors should
check on the reputation of the outfits they choose.
Well, that is all and good but, of course, the incident should not have happened in the first place. We have far too many tour, travel, and transport mishaps every year to blame it all on bad luck or fate. We have got to really achieve levels of safety acceptable in all other sane countries. This is true of all provinces and cities.
On the terrorism of taxis – many wrote in to expand the axis of transport terror to include tricycles and jeepneys. Here is a sampling of the many e-mails I received.
"I just finished reading your column about the horrific experiences of both foreigners and locals in taxi rides. Let me share with you another monster in the Philippines which causes both traffic jams and undiagnosed hypertension (undoubtedly due to anger) to private car drivers like me. It is the jeepney. The mongrel vehicle is considered a colorful part of the Philippines' history and a reminder of its American ties. Because of this, the country promotes the jeepney ride as a great experience that cannot be found elsewhere in the world. The lavish descriptions of jeepneys on Philippine tourism websites make foreigners want to ride in them, completely unaware that the difference between the photographed jeepney and the actual jeepney in Philippine reality is like black and white, earth and sky – you get my point.
"First, let me point out that most pictures of the said pest of the Philippine roads in tourism-promoting media are 'fake' – colorful and creative images featuring smiling, polite drivers. How can I say fake? Well, heck, has any one of us seen an artfully-decorated jeepney on Manila's roads in the past decade? Flags, colorful lights, and even paintings were once used to beautify the simple jeep, yet today, most of what you'll see is scratched aluminum, broken lights, black smoke emanating from mufflers, and drivers shouting at passengers to hurry up to get on or off their vehicles. Where is the creativity in that? I won't fly 10,000 miles to see an ugly moving wreck, much less trust the sweaty, shouting driver with my life.
"The jeepney drivers' undisciplined ways are not ignored by foreigners. This can be evidenced by the phrase 'only in the Philippines,' joined by a pitiful description of the uniqueness, or shall I say "weirdness," of the Philippines. One description I encountered from a foreigner friend was: 'Only in the Philippines will you find innumerable road signs which end up as graffiti canvases because motorists ignore them.' It may be funny, but then, as you have said, promotion of tourism is best shared through word of mouth. What, then, are the impressions of other foreigners who have set foot on Philippine soil?
"They were once icons of the Filipinos' creativeness and ingenuity, but today they are more like symbols of Philippine corruption, undisciplined ways, and plain stupidity. They stop anywhere, and even have the nerve to suddenly cut in front of you with no warning whatsoever, and if they find themselves in a situation wherein they get your car wracked up, I assure you that their answer would be 'Sorry, Ma'am, pero wala akong pambayad (Sorry, ma'am, I don't have money to pay for the damage).'
"My conclusion for all this is that we should first fix our country before we promote our beautiful islands to the world. Not only would foreigners be disappointed when they set foot on our land, it is also beyond a doubt that they will experience horror stories that should have been a great family vacation in the tropics."–PC
Yes, PC, jeepneys may have started as a stopgap solution to post-war transport needs, but it has been over half a century since and we have not progressed to a saner, safer mode of transport. Another e-mail adds tricycles to the ring of terror:
"The problem mentioned about taxi drivers is not just isolated to taxi drivers. I have been living in the US for over 27 years and whenever I come back to Manila and ride taxicabs, the drivers always pretend like they don't know the place at all and they will play a game with passengers and take you for a ride all over the place. Another terror is tricycles. Their drivers play a similar game and when you take a ride and ask them how much it will cost you to go from point A to point B, they will tell you 'I don't know.' For goodness sake, these guys ply the same route day in and day out, and they don't know? The word for these people is 'mapagsamantala.' They take advantage of unsuspecting passengers.
"Filipino workers in the US are the most sought-after group of workers because we are hardworking and honest. At home is a different story. We are dishonest even to our fellow kababayan. If they can do it to their fellow men, then it is easy to do it to a foreigner, especially when they don't know the language. In Tokyo, taxis have upholstery in white and the cab drivers have uniforms. In the Philippines, taxi drivers even wear tsinelas (flip-flops) and the cabs are falling apart yet they are still allowed on the road. The ACs are not working and trunks are held shut by pieces of twine." – MTT
What can I say, MTT? I wish I could slap these drivers silly with my tsinelas (or actually take a number of them to jail as my niece was mugged by one of these trike bandits, who even ran over her after snatching her cell phone!).
Another horror story from a late-night taxi user:
"I just read your article yesterday about taxi drivers and how horrible the situation is. I had an experience once with my wife after a college reunion. After the party, we decided to queue for a taxi. It turned out to be a nightmare. Our driver was an old manong and we went into the usual discussion on the best route to our house. I got a little sleepy because of the night's revelry, but my wife was still alert and noticed that the meter was running fast. She woke me up and warned me. We were talking when we noticed the taxi was swerving like a boat. My wife freaked out: The driver was sleeping at the wheel! My wife noticed that he reeked of alcohol, too, so we demanded he pull over but he refused, saying: 'Relax lang, I'm okay, hindi pako nababanga at nahuhuli at lalong lalo na hindi ako lasing (I won't crash the taxi or get caught and I'm not drunk)!' Thank God we arrived safely although the crazy driver charged us twice the fare. Something has to be done about drunken extortionist drivers who prey on the public." – GA
Yes, GA, something has to be done – but no one will claim responsibility. It is not only drunken taxi drivers that are a menace at night but drugged-out cargo-truck drivers. I try not to go out at night anymore.
Finally, an e-mail with disturbing news of a travel advisory circling the globe about the Philippines:
"We always enjoy your writing. After reading about the taxi situation, what can one say? There is no enforcement of the taxi trade. In the United States and elsewhere, they have taxi enforcement units, but that's not why we are writing. The problem is much greater than the filthy Filipino taxis. I just read an e-mail that is going around the world advising tourists not to travel to the Philippines. Before I continue, let me state that we are happy campers here. I am European and my wife is Filipina. We have a son – a mestizo Pinoy. We have happily been living here for 20 years, but it has been difficult. Let me quote the highlights of the e-mail:
"'Never trust the police. They appear to actually be behind the organized crime in the islands and are linked to murders, robberies and cases of extortion. Better to forget requesting assistance in event of a problem. Best to arm yourself.
"'All government employees are corrupt. Better believe that. Everyone wants 'grease' to perform even a simple task. Children see their teachers sell overpriced sweets and food in the classroom for better grades.
"'Never build a house. Why? Because that process will expose you to the corrupt permits people and all sorts of shakedown artists.
"'Never invest in anything in the Philippines. Rules change. You are the loser. Long-term education/insurance plan providers simply close down, leaving hapless parents stranded with no government intervention whatsoever.
"'The government, from the top down, stinks of corruption. They estimate six million Filipinos go hungry every night (although the truth is it is closer to 20 million). Every caring country in the world has given billions of dollars to help lift the Philippines out of poverty, but none of it reaches those in need. The funds go to corrupt politicians' bank accounts.
"'Final advice. Trust nobody in government. Keep to yourself and mind your own business. The Philippines is a banana republic of the worst kind, ruled by corrupt leaders and an inutile corrupt legislature and judiciary. But nevertheless, enjoy this country. It has lots to offer and the Filipinos are the warmest people. Sad to say, they have had nothing but bad government for four administrations.'
"Well, Paulo, I have to say that I agree with this e-mail 100 percent. I personally know of many ex pats who have just given up and left in disgust. Getting simple things like a driving license, electricity service, broadband connections or telephone service is a nightmare for expats. 'Grease' is everywhere. We, as an expat family, have survived and want to stay because we love it here – we just have learned to avoid the sharks in the water." – MGG
That's it, MGG. All this makes me want to do a Jim Paredes and give up hope for any change in this country. Not that I have done as much as Jim – and I don't blame him or the hundreds of thousands of fellow-middle class Filipinos like him who have made a choice to fend for themselves or their immediate families. And what can we really do when terror is everywhere anyway. But oops – I'm late for my next appointment. Taxi!


In the 1970s, I started my professional career working in the Central
Business District of Makati. The commute was five minutes from Baryo
Kapitolyo in Pasig where I lived and traffic was never heavy except
across the then-narrow bridge of pre-billboarded Guadalupe. Although
the office I worked in was on Paseo de Roxas, what struck me as odd
were the names of the two major office districts that flanked Ayala
Avenue.
Manila suffered another heritage loss last month. The Avenue Theater
was a grand Art Deco structure that provided entertainment for
generations of Manilans. Designed in the 1930s by National Artist for
Architecture Juan Nakpil, the structure was a landmark building that
helped define Manila's downtown – Avenida Rizal. The success of the
current pedestrianization and revitalization of that street has led
ironically to a tragedy of greed over heritage. This may eventually
negate the very logic of urban revivification – that of recovering
Manila's sense and pride of place.
The
rainy season always brings back memories of elementary school, flooding
and the not-too-consistent policies of the Department of Education on
calling off classes due to the not-too-accurate weather predictions of
the time. So what has changed?
In
the late 1880s, Manila was considered the dirtiest city in the Far
East. Seeing the larger agglomeration of Metro Manila today, one may
make the same observation – except for a few spots maintained by
private developers or earmarked as "investor corridors" or "showcase
pilot projects" created in a seasonal show of cleanliness that cannot
be sustained. The change of regime under the Americans, however,
brought a change so complete that Manila cleaned itself up and became
the Pearl of the Orient.
I
am still receiving e-mails and phone calls about the piece I did on the
UP Chapel. Apparently many alumni and fellow professors share the view
that it has lost its clean and green setting. But I will get back to
that later. This week, we venture nearby to another campus and another
ecclesiastical edifice of note – this time, not threatened by aesthetic
abuse or lack of funds for maintenance.
My
first memory of the University of the Philippines was in 1965. My
father had bought me a toy rocket ship and we launched it from one of
the many open green spaces set within the lush campus landscape. I
thought at the time that it was cool that we were the first to bring
the space age to the UP. I was wrong. I found out later that it had
come much earlier – in 1955 – with the completion of the Chapel of the
Holy Sacrifice, affectionately known as Diliman’s "flying saucer."
Philippine
architecture is the least documented of our arts. Philippine painting,
sculpture, music and theater have been studied, recorded, collected,
and archived. Most importantly, art criticism has thrived as part of
the process of evolving Philippine art and keeping it relevant to our
culture. Books on Philippine art are produced yearly, covering past
masters as well as showcasing new talent. Our schools train artists and
performers who benefit from this wealth of knowledge, continuing
research and publication. Philippine art is alive, kicking and making
waves well beyond our shores.
Our
modern architectural heritage – our buildings and urbanism of the 20th
century – was mainly in-fluenced by American architects, landscape
architects and planners. A small number of key colonial personalities
shaped architectural production as well as set the stage for Filipino
architects to take over. Not everyone who mattered was from the US of
A. One key figure carved his place in our artistic history – well
known, at least until the 1950s, when building embellishment ruled the
day. He was the Italian sculptor Francesco Monti.
From
Aparri to Jolo, we never really fully appreciate our beautiful
Philippines. Despite the damage we know is happening to our once
pristine environment, there is still much left, in terms of natural
wonders and man-made heritage, that pleases the eye, satisfies our
historical and cultural curiosity and fills our appetite for travel.
One
of the most fascinating places in this diversely insane metropolis of
ours is Forbes Park. "Millionaires Row" it has been called, and for
good reason – the cream of the cream of Philippine business live there.
Actually, that moniker is decades old, considering that the peso has
depreciated to Mickey Mouse value and making the 58-year-old enclave
more appropriately "Multi-billionaires Row."
As
our political situation gets more and more baffling, my preoccupation
with sun baffles and building louvers is increasing, too. At the least
it has diverted my attention to architectural design rather than to the
more devious designs of those who aim to squeeze us dry of taxes,
patience and sanity.